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Linkin Park LogoThis post is totally dedicated to Linkin Park….The band totally totally rocks…the kind of innovation they bring about is amazzing…jus look at their logo..i mean…i seriously gotto learn designing from them…the kinda classy stuff the bring out totally rox….i play them on my stereo and mum gives me this look “ayo my son has gone mad”…esp when Chester screams “Tell me wtf is wrong….with me “(okay…this song shouldnt be played publicaa)….and the main reason i looove LP is the fact tht i can totally relate to their songs….

1.After Bunking class-“Im BREAKIN D HABIT…tonight” :p

2.During EEE class-“I wanna RUNAWAY and never say goodbye”

3.After performing “Getha” in 2 math ut’s-“I ve GIVEN UP”(the up goes like….uuuuupppppp..chester screaming again)

4.During DS-“Somewhere i belong”

5.At the end of day….when i ve not bunked-“Takes me ONE STEP CLOSER to the edge…and im about to break”

6.Submission of Records…when i ve almost completed it and mam says “ll correct it next week”-“IN THE END…i tried sooo hard and got soo far…But in the end it doesnt even matter” :p…okay i dint try “sooo” hard

7.After getting Ut marks-“What I ve done” :p

8.After getting fouled while playing footy-“I ve become so NUMB”

9.Looking at my class nerd gang-“Across…This New Divide” :p

10.Before going to exam hall-“Its Easier To run”

and there are ..lots more…..a hell lot of feeling songs…like “In Pieces”(the lyrics are amazing….right up der with Akon’s Right now) and “The Little Things give u away”(the name of the song mus give u an idea….it rox again)and “Pushing me Away” and stuff like “Crawling”(“this lack of self control i fear is never ending”……..sama senti song)… I mean…these guys are so classy….and stuff like “Wat ive done”(the video is totally awesome) and THe New Divide(amaazzing animation)

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These Guys make me feel…make me happy….lighten me up when im sad…help me see the larger picture(In the end…its doesnt even matter….)…Jus check out the video of “The new Divide”…

And Yeah…LP for life

The band used to practise in a park named “Lincoln Park” when it was like just another stupid music freak gang…and when they came out to register a domain name on the web they dint get it coz lincoln park.com coz it was taken…Hence the name Linkin park…so Music freaks…freak out…watch the movie “School of Rock”(amazing movie)…if it comes down to one thing its -PASSION

Lovin every moment of my life….adios…and hope ur all doing real great

Yarruku yaaro “Stepnee”

Forget Hangover…forget all the romantic comedies u ve seen….coz this one beats em all…by a mile…hilarious is an understatement….and those who ve missed the movie(i know its hard to get tickets for such movies….its okay :p )u guys have probably missed sumthing very very imp….one damn fun way to watch the movie…watch it with ur friends…and watch it when ur on the verge of a suicide attempt….im damn sure it ll change ur mind….okay the story first:Now the “hero” Sam Anderson(gethu name la…remember “Mr.Anderson” from Matrix???..a small comparison btween the two)

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Mr.Anderson here…

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idhu namba thala Sam Anderson…. 🙂

u guessed right…girls go ga ga over him :p

Okay…here’s the plot: THe movie begins with a song…..the heroine and her totally freaked out dance steps…coupled with the crass voice of the background singer are worth mentioning….u totally get an idea abt wat the movie all about…..Now…after u ve watched the song…u WILL go emotionally numb…and u wont mind the rest of the movie (sama strategy la :p )….full credit to the cameraman…he s tried not to take close up shots(rofl….the heroine in sum scenes looks like….aaya……and no comment on the hero’s “handsome attributes”…lmao)…After the song is the typical hero intro…girl’s bike is punctured…gangster’s nab her chain…her s in hot pursuit…..but returns back empty handed….and inga dhan twist: he asks her to sing the song she had sung yesterday…”neenga naethiku romba nalla padningalae…oru dharavae ena kaaga padamudiyuma”….loser doesnt realize she s lost her bloody chain….and here the girl starts singing the song in the middle of the road coz the total stranger asked her to(talk about innovation…here’s one)….after she s killed us all with the bloody song the hero “offers” her his chain….”for singing for him”(so ladies…next time gold chain venum na publica padunga :p )….and he changes the scooty’s tyres(an allude to “stepnee”…”stephanie”…aww watever)….inga dhan “loves” begins between David(or was it Dave) and praDheeba…..now another duet song begins….

im glad there are atleast two people in this world whose dance moves are worse than mine!!!Now…David s an “engineer” who has a concept for making small cars(idea blatantly stolen from Nano) for 70k…and he needs funding…one day “Dheeba” goes over to his place and sees all the posters of cars….trust me these posters are like…strikingly similar to the ones we used to draw as kids.. this female sees it and tells her mom” david is a great man….he is a scientist”(Dr.A.P.J…..i express my condolences)…apdiyae loves happens with pitiful dialogues like “indha chain unga alaga romba uyarthi katudhu”….all’s well…then David’s ex gf returns…her name is Manjula(a.k.a Manju…(Sanju?? :p))….omg…2 girls fighting over “Sam”…..i serious aa can commit suicide :p…..im sure u emphatize with me(HIM…2 girls and a duet….screw it :))…..so the triangle begins…and Sam cant decide…”his work suffers”(rem the concept car)…oh yeah…i forgot to mention background music and coreography(i mean…Sam’s dance beats vijay….sure aa beats ajith’s also :p)….and the director has a “thing” for trees(:p)….Highlight of the movie-the concept car s name is “DD2007″(naa its not Dr.Dre…its DavidDheeba….i can hear u guys going”watha” :p….look yamaha jus launched FZ(a product of a possible love story btween FengYang and Zhi Zhou…a chinese couple…:p..wat say??? anythings possible))…Sam makes wooing women look sooo easy(yeah yeah wish it were)….im running outta adjectives to describe this movie man….total entertainment…a must see(hrd its getting dubbed to english…:p)….the movie has achieved cult status in every coll in tamil nadu….and Sam’s best dance move-Shoulder Shake….as in…he moves his right shoulder as if he s got fits…….this guy makes TR look awesome…a sneak peak into wat happens in coll dorms….u get the climax: aana before the climax the dialogue is : Manju:nee yena indha stepnee aa dhana nenacha(after rolling the stepnee…) and David goes “ila….yen vazhkai oda oru oru step um nee a irukkanum nu nenachan”…and voila-a movie done…

What would you do if the team behind Yarukku Yaaro decides to make a sequel?? Yarukku Yaaro II… I’d watch it first day first show, I’m sure you’d too ;)…i was like literally rofl after watchin this one

God Save the world,

Konvict

PS: Rumour has it tht Sam s an alumni of SSN college of engg…wat say???….im saying…its possible 😉

Girl-Vamp-Wolf triangle-yena da book idhu

Hi again….its me(okay…dumb statement)….”Twilight”(man i loved this book….ore comedy )

THe book is abt a human girl who falls in “love” with a vampire AND a werewolf(trust me…both)…..now as normal ppl we come across girls who are straight…lesb…aww hell…now to add to the mixture we have crossbreeds :p …lemme elaborate…this female is totally in love with a vampire( apparently….he sama good looking…with apo apo golden and apo apo black eyes)okay fine she fell for his looks….and u touch him na he s like stone…sama cold and hard….he has his own family(complete with sister vamp brother vamp and mum and dad vamp)…and see he proposes sayn”i cant resist ur smell” or  sumthin like that(okay mayb he says tht later….my brain can see tht its a sama pathetic dialogue to tell a girl)…..and vamps don age…so he s like lived for 150 odd years….AND he owns a PORSCHE(now now…..i can hear guys saying no wonder she fell in “love”)…he knows to play the piano…is the strongest guy around…COME ON….the author being a female is TOTALLY chauvinistic(female chauvinism…..yea guys…they got all the weapons right now…they can cry style aa(okay as  in u know when to breakdown….i got a sis who’s got this amaaazing ability to switch on and off her tears)….and they re amazingly persuasive….plus when a girl talks to a guy its “being friendly” and when the guy does the same thing… “oooo he s a bad guy….he sleeps around i heard”….so my fellow guy friends…we lose hands down 😦 ….its a bloody female’s world out there….okay more abt guys and girls in later posts)okay here comes villian in the story and he s another vampire…who again “likes her smell”(he shouldve finished her for dinner….book ends….period….i wouldnt have read the rest of the series) ana hero saves her and does this: he runs away from her…..so heroines all depressed…. romba depressed….so she does this: she becomes “friendly” with a werewolf (gethu story aa….more coming wait)….now they’re friends who”accidently kiss”….and apo patha crap happens and herione gets reminded of her ex and goes to  save him(lke he gets info that she s dead and so he’s gonna suicide….now all the guys in the world…remember….if ur planning to suicide coz this happens na…in the  real world im SURE no girls gonna leave a country and come save u….ur ex is probably gonna say “die bas****d  ….die” :p(jus a joke okay…she s probably gonna add”for everythin u did to me” :p)….ana inga patha she saves him ….okay i strongly believe in love(more of tht in later posts again) and the reunite and feelings happen again….coz the guy “proved” his love by almost giving up his life…..Machan….idhla nambi try pannadhinga da….unaku sangu dhan varum…paaaoooooom(sangu noise correct dhana?)….seri back to story…now inda “friend” ku ena agum theriyuma…his stomach ll burn……he likes her…so oru triangle….girl werewolf vamp….sama triangle 😛 …. then the werewolf gets damn pissed and he runs away( very natural reaction…..she ditches him badly…..werewolf my advice to u :”u shouldve had her for lunch”…the book wouldve ended there and shabba….peace)ana again and again she troubles him and says this: “i love u….but im not in love with u”(dialogue of 21’st century….sama gethu la….go ahead and read it again…u ll kno wat banged up female she is….and guys again….beware…GIRLS ARE totally gettin innovative…ana we are totally ancient….least i am 😦   )so jacob’s(the wolf) dialogue : “nee panre lovveuu…yen vayrula yeridhu stoveuu…dandanaka danakunaka”…..aproma this vamp and female  get married and do matter and be happy…aproma she gets pregnant and has a half vamp and half human kid(see told u….crossbreeds…female fantasy …no wonder soo many guys are single…when girls are lookin for “unusual” stuff…y did it happen to my generation ??? :P)so den the vamp kid inside her sucks her blood…so she has to turn herself into one……okay inga dhan sama twists….like in between the vamp guy is totally okay with her “kissing” the wolf…im editing the bull shit….he goes to the extent of sayin…”its okay if u have a kid with d wolf…totally fine with me…jus don become a vamp”(yea yea….again…hopeless)…clearly shows tht the female author is amazingly bitchy and sleeps around….advice to her husband( machi u also sleep around da….. its like minus into minu=plus :p)….yea forgot to mention this werewolfy thing called imprinting….where like when u see ur soulmate naa u ll apdiyae get “attracted” like hell to her…and viceversa…..coz”its hard to resist that kind of admiration”am….adi serupala….if u admire a girl nalae indian girls go”aww look at him…trying to bang on me….guys are such idiots”(well so are u :p)….okay ana one wolf gets attracted to a baby…so he’s n “love” with her and when the baby becomes d babe she ll like him surely(see i told u….women and their ideas)….and end of story la this jacob ends up imprinting the halfvamp halfhuman baby of d vamp and heroine(author aa pottu thalalam la??)…the story is filled with descriptives like” how her heartbeat fastens when she kisses him” “how sweet bella smells””how cold edwawrd is….his muscles and all”(aww come on….this totally sux…i don wanna know how it feels to snog ok…we got youtube for tht :p)….and they all live happily ever after….Apparently this series is a huuugggge hit…esp with the girls(not again…) i tot im one of the few who totally totally hate it…patha there are millions jus like me….the author’s a fake….she hides all shit in her head by ranting on true love(look i believe in it allright….ana iva romba over)…..look im not prejudiced or anything…i love JK’s works(sama fan…and she s” a female…look at her series)….least sheldon was gethu(sama story line….middle la apdiyae matter….but hey.. he was frank okay…he wrote the shit tht came to his head) ana ivala paaru…hides every crap behind oru “i love u….but not in love with u”….better if she cudve admitted tht heroine’s a two face loser….the total book can be summed up in this way: “to screw him or not to screw….that is the question”….other than that na SAMA marketin strategy used….its made her filthy rich….she s made proper use of adolescent watever to trick ppl into buying d book….and corrupted innocent minds(my sis’s orkut picture-the vampire… 😦 ….how can u explain to ur younger sis tht its totally wrong to sight a vamp…sigh)so its a 1600 page series which i read in my study hols….no wonder i screwd up sems…..and to the author _|_(middle finger raising….amazing wat ppl can do with a keyboard right? :p )

THis is how a vamp should look like right??? okay….the girl fell for his teeth i guess :p

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And “the week that was” for me –

Cr7 and me are listenin in class…..pinnadi one voice”machan mam nalla dress pannirkanga la??”….me and cr7 cant conrol our laughter….anyways….looks like ppl ve becom sooo despo in class tht they’re lookin at teachers…. nice 🙂

our math sir has this amazing voice….really awkward….and he starts with” sin2x=2sinxcox” pinnadi comment”machan idha munadiyae solirundha namba nalla mark aadhu eduthirpom”…sir goes to odd or even function”minus into minus = plus”….we’re like “wtf”….this is college….

and sappa joined facebook as vivek “hockey”(seriously)

yea yea…been hearing complaints  that each post is daamn long….ll write shorter ones real soon 🙂

“how u doin?”(joey style)-Saran a.k.a Konvict

Ps:went to roga’s bro’s wedding treat…congrats sollunga….ll post more abt wat happend there next time…till then seeya 🙂 and fedex: ur match was totally cool…congrats….and yea….at times mirka looked so tensed…like the baby’s gonna pop out any second(Mokka’s comment)….and both my friends NightFox and MOkka at the same time commented:Mokka-Arod’s gf is hot NF:Arod’s gf is se*y machan…check her out…(for the ppl who dunno who she is google Brooke….as in u get to see sum really good pics)…yea and for a while i tot fedex’s baby ll pop out too…

DEFGHIJ…..naa its DEPT….alphabets mathitanga :(

Thank You BodiesAwww well…..thanks for the reviews ppl…..really appreciate it… : ) …. and ya the blog has to be read patiently and slowly….its still clumsy only 😦

So gettin down to my next post…..First im gonna talk abt my hols…and then the “hot” issue

HOLIDAYS:kanju karvada ponna pasanga nanga….one WHOLE week we “got” holidays….went home straight after bcm exam(sorry classbuddies….dint feel like playin footy then)got a call frm Bin”machan 4 30 Pandey’s place….footy”….immediately my face lit up (“aha school friends…loooong time”)….was like “sure machan see u der”…….cmon guys….spent sooo many days with em….gotto be partial 😛

We started playin fives i guess….me roga tini and gauri one team(gauri counts as 2 :P)….Bin pandey adi andy and ranji one team…..Basically we ve become FAT….or lazy…we cudnt run ( started wheezing “aaahum aaahum”….cha cudnt capture sound exactaa)…so we played for 20 mins….Best part: Ranji pushed Gauri down(see their diff in sizes below) AND Gauri’s pant went “turrrrrrrr” ….tore….analum we made him play :P….our team won 4-1 🙂

After playin we went to Pandey’s house….anga patha one thata was like “all of u are from Manipal?”….i was closest to pandey and so he was like “this guys from SSN”….thatha appartently is outdated…tells me”my son wanted to join SSN….but there was no mechanical engg….So he joined CEG(anna univ)…SSN is first class coll…better than anna univ”…..My reaction :”DAI nee adi vanga pora….” and yea i had to shrug and move…..pinnadi Bin sayin”Easwari better coll” or sumthin of tht sort…..we all crack up…..We go to the terrace….sit on the tank….apdiyae 2hrs caught up with each other and teased each other…..was so damn coool….love u guys….okay im in romba feeling mood (cmon I ve jus started my 2nd yr…today first day and its already “THEY” vs ME….screw d profs….esp those who have “amazing” dressing sense and awkward smiles…Hey guys check this out….one prof SERIOUSLY is interested in lookin at Sats….he showed romba spl attention to him….gay profs ? ….seri seri apologize(halfheartedly :p) )

Next Day rocked…..we guys went to MGM….the place sucked….but we had loads of fun….check out d pics:

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Is it Anbuchelvan IPS in the middle….or is it the yuva pose(me flanked by ranji on d left and hareesh on d right…..jana gana mana is d background music) 😛

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KIDS ONLY….WITH ADULT SUPERVISION…..Pandey and Andy…..yup yup we got a lot of nasty stares…from ayaa’s to aunties…

Me and Bin tryin to “fuse” together…..all hail dbz fans :p ….yea….we shudve been chased outta MGM

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For those souls who dint understand d process….check this video out…..wat the hell….fusion dint work out….(“y god….y”)….trust me….we DINT do the actual dance….hey the music below rox la?

The whole gang :

Top:Bin Me Roga Pandey Tini Hareesh…….Bottom:Andy Adi Ranji Gauri….cameraman:Ashgang

yea yea….we make up Oceans 11….guess who george clooney is ?? 😛 ….okay okay… i ll settle for Brad Pitt(i get Jolie remember :P)…..one more note….guys who go to city centre plz dont get fooled by sama figure with coloured hair…..i got fooled….when i saw her FACE……as in u get the picture….its like “gethu” frm the baack…aaaaaaggggghhhh or yechhhhkaaa(yukka va konjam broadened :P) when she turns…..yena panradhu…yemandhutomae 😦

Now that i ve irritated u all(hopefully) by puttin up sum photos….lets get to more serious matters…..”DAI coll reopend ra” fever….yea yea no time to relax only…ena panradhu….in case ur as stressed as i am…i got a solution…..

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hope u break ur monitor :P..idhukellam algo vaera….sum1 said “Stressed is Desserts spelled backwards”(matum kai la kedachan…..)anyways my math sir came to class….lets face it…this guy’s kinda good ……but….after one yr of not studyin math(now now…..we dint study…period)….i have my own apprehensions…..”you know…i dont think math is a science…i think its a religion…A religion?….yeah…all these equations are like miracles…you take two numbers and when you add them they magically become a new no…no one can say how it happens….you either believe in it or u dont….the whole damn book is full of things thatve gotto be accepted on faith…it’s  a religion…as a “math” atheist i should be excused from it”

too_old_for_this_shityea….im seriously toooo old for this shit :p ….. for all the people who think”yena da life idhu”…dont worry….u ve seriously got BIIIG company…i always used to think im the only screwed up ass in d world….till i found out….the world is seriously filled up of ppl who re waaaay more screwd up thn me…(heartening to hear na :p)

Okay we ve “entered” the dept….so ppl(including me) are contemplatin suicide(or murder…..its still “US or THEM” remember) left right and center…..

10 things that can actually make situations worse:

1.Anand Insti guys coming and blowing us up(watch all the buildings go booom…..actually it ll be nice la)

2. One of these days you’re going to throw up again…….. You just know it.

3.When ur throwing up….u might be at sum1 else’s place 😛

4. You CAN die if you have the hiccups too long.

5.You might be mutated and grow hair ALL over your body ( it happens na avlo dhan…..imagine)

6.Your pants might jus go “turrrrr” when ur giving a speech

7.You might….actually might fart reaaal loud when the class is silent

8.Prof’s ragging u…..” 2nd yr aa…inga va….do SSN salute publicaa”

9.MJ’s nose fell….imagine sumthin of ur’s falling…..

10. All your dead relatives can see everything you do. Including the way u pee…

Okay okay……i told u….i wrote this only coz of the daaamn long bus journey ….it can actually screw u up u kno(cmon…i kno ur as corrupt as me…and ur probably thinking the same stuff)….now back to tht thatha…imagine him reading this post :p …..

Another one of my fav’s:

tonesGethaaa?? ….anyways we re all in the same boat…(11.Our boat might sink…:p)…share ur exp with us…and one more thing…..im not gonna make this one summa comedy blog ok va…okay first post mightve been….but yea we ll also  deal with sum serious stuff here….and as usual comments and critisicm always welcome…

Lol(lots of love :P….aint i sweet :P)

Saran a.k.a Konvict


Screwd Up Beginings…..

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Disclaimer:this is a blog started by a good guy who has nothin to do…all characters in this blog are purely fictional( like they are…duh)….any resemblance to those living or dead is PUREly coincidental…the parential advisory sticker….tot it d be cool( :p )….and ya one more rule “NO kids allowed”….no ppl who discuss answers after sem allowed here….and one more thing….im using nicknames mostly…so that their identities mayb secret(oooooh :p)….but in sum cases cant resist dude…

Just done with my sem exams(guess that explains the title)….okay…first gotto explain d title right……

Scene 1: day b4 phy exam…..im damn depressed ( cmon sem’s coming and i had a feelin i’d screw up….i did 🙂 )…im msging my friends….i go “im depressed da”…Mokka’s reply”machan mabu la irruka….go sleep”…..then there’s this friend (lets call her Fifa(Fifa is a waaaay better nickname than Fufie rite?  :p))….she s supposed to be all “homely”….she s like”get drunk…go dance…music…loads of music”….im like”okay…tomo exam….gettin drunk….nice girl to hang out with”(:p)….worst part…im like ” feel like jumpin out of d window”….and Bigfoot’s like “aww saran u can fit inside the window huh? we ppl cant da….ena shawshank redemption madri try panna poriya “….man ….i wud ve jumped…Flat

Scene 2:Phy exam mornin…woke up at 2….actually dad woke me up….washed my face….dad immediately says” u ve studied till 12…now ur up at 2….wait i’ll get u sumthin to eat”(okay my dad rocks!!!)….and i get bread toast with horlicks….mum still sleeping…im thinkin”ena da inga roles reverse aa irukku…..enakum ipdi achu na(horrified)”….best part:dad goes to sleep at 2 30….im flat at 2 45…..mornin la dad wakes me up again “SAAARAAAAN…..behave like a grown up guy….POI PADRAAA….epo dhan thirundhuvayo”….me (still yawnin)

Okay here’s how the exam goes….ana previous day la one guy sent me a msg…”which semiconductor effect ll u face in naidu hall….ans:Hall effect and one big smiley”….adingu avana….”Sassy….NO more sendin me phy jokes”…tht msg kept repeatin in my head…waay too many problems in d q paper(cmon we all prepared only theory rite? okay Mokka not included here….dog :p….dai machan: i can scold u…it’s MY blog )…survived anyway and tot “it cant get worse can it…im already depressed….oru kevalamana paper”

Scene 3: next day english exam…..getha it went…jumbled sentences aa anna univ question setter has copied from wikipedia…..okay i forgot to mention this….THEIR QUESTION papers….its like a sheet that’s A4 in size….used both front and back…jus one single sheet(like the one they give u when u go to pee in a low cost airline)….outrageous man….the font size is probably 7 or 8…AND the best part is they give the paper that has “3 15” streaked all over….okay so they gimme a “3 15″ nd i ll give em a ” 3 16″ (ha !)

Scene 4: Preparing  for math exam….havent touched 2 chapters this whole sem so decided to take them first….conveniently take saturday  off ” adhan english exam we wrote la….tired”…. im all alone that evening…apdiyae deep “thinking”….ppl return home…..sis screams ” daai onumae panna matiya da…..epdi vechrukan paaru veeta”….act like im sulkin and sleep off

Scene 5:Math exam mornin….still doin the 2 chapters i havent studied….sama confident i ll do the other 3 in d bus….full journey we study….we bus guys glance at each other and start laughin…background la “mama nambluku out dhan” ” machan passaaa?”….and my mobile vibrates…airtel service msg “FTV babes are ready with their games for you..Jus click now!!”…..okay math or ftv babes…hard call….good boy chooses math and tries hard to read the 3 chaps remain…now the 3 chapters are : laplace transforms (gand),Complex integration(Screw u jordan’s “lemma” -watever “lemma” means) and Diff eqns….me and Sappa tryin very very hard to mug laplace eqns…sappa’s like “machan holidays la padikum podhu jolly a dhan irundhuchu”…i throw him a dirty look”indha paper M2161 tough nu sonna la??”….side la Bai screams ” tough aa”(and does one mock faintin expression)…..result me and sappa leave the gang and go walkin with our books…..sappa says”machan anga skies a paren”…amazin cloud pattern….im like ” machan idha pathaladhu maths varuma?”….both snigger and mug stuff….exam hall: im thinkin”Math is my strongest subject….got an S last time….go rock machi……confidence”…..examiner gives me the “3 16″ paper again….anga patha shock….laplace sum in part b 16M…..engayo formula padichenae….not able to apply it properly….im like”wont give up yet” the problem stretches for 5 sides….i look back at the first 2 sides….scratch them out(even in d hopeless condition…i kno when im wrong)..look at the next 3….decide to scratch the 3rd side also….tryin to concentrate now….apo patha there’s this girl who sits to my side….she keeps playin with her hair….im gettin distracted and pissed….feel like gettin up and sayin”oi ponnu veetla thala varitu varlam la”…..decide against it….1 hr passes….she s still playin with her hair….i wanna laugh”dai ena da iva”…2nd hour passes….she’s still combing….now im waay beyond angry…wanna get up and ask”madam seepu venuma”….im almost thru with d paper….San still writin in front of me….im gettin worried “epavumae avan dhana first mudipan”….come out of the exam hall…..throw d girl playing with her hair a nasty look as tho its her fault they set a paper like it….then continued to give nasty looks(she distracted me)….come out of the hall….namba PJ romba tensed”indha madri exam naan panadhey ila”…natural…1179…free vidu….GV says d same thing….Sappa msgs “padichirundha panirkalamo….paper ok dhan”….half hearted reply i give him…tot things cudnt get worse….aprom bang: Chem

Chem prep:traditonal rivalry btween us….as in engg chem is stupid….we have a book this time -“jain and jain”….sounds more like”jail and jail” la ….anyways i can remeber this one episode where my hand was broken and  we had a chem ut…im like “mam i cant write(with a said expression of course)”…..and chem mam’s like”it’s all rite Saran….u read and come…i ll give u a scribe”…..my reaction: okay friday bunk….medical checkup :p…due to the laaack of chem equations in d book PJ came up with this:  Ba + 2NA ———> Banana (gethu equation)……..actually Na is more electropositive thn Ba…so it should be Nanaba right?(nangalum padichomla 12 la……ana ipo chem passa level….tragedy)….and yea one guy sent this : ” Ethanol adicha u ll dance in front of others….Methanol Kudicha others ll dance in front of you….” tot it was cool( :p)….anyways jus check out d chem jokes below….

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wish gayatri mam wud read this

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Explain y an atmosphere of argon is required in the 2nd stage?Ans:I’d say it was probably those damn aliens again.Them and their illegal moonrock trade.Always tryin to kidnap all the argon(dude i love u!!!)

Well if d pics blurred lemme help u out….it says “its curvy with a higher bit at the end and a rather aesthatically pleasing slope towards a pretty flat strait bit(this guy can def be a writer….aesthatically pleasin…where did he get that 🙂 )The actual graph consists of 2 straight lines at 90 to each other with an arrow at respective ends

MY personal favourite…. 🙂

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Then i guess we had Electron Devices….tough one….or so we tot….day of exam patha the toppers were at their peak: ” sin teta beta is equal to m1m3/m2+m4+m7″(or thats how they sounded…)best part was one guy went “i don know the formula”….romba concerned aa i told him machan easy to mug da and rattled off….and he s like”ila da i ll derive it in the hall”…..okay bye…im not friends with u anymore :p

BCM was kuppa as usual….explain properties of cement: “it is powdery when dry and wet when wet and hard when dry”:)

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Exams over….soooooo coool….finally we get to chill….jus tot i might start a blog….gonna write abt my life,business,wat im upto,my emotions,common stuff i observe and anythin under the sun…jus tot it’d be better if we get to understand each other’s perspectives…..be daaaaamn free to comment guys….Biiig post…yeah i ll shorten it…..gimme feedback….praise it if its good(my motivation) and critisize it if it sux….oh yeah and i forgot this pic…..yeah im sooo screwed —–>

PS:Cudnt align stuff right in d middle….ll do in d future…peace

Love u guys………….Saran a.k.a Konvict