MONOGAMY

okay…so…my dad’s been stuck with my mom for like 20 odd years….so has ur dad with ur mom(probably…possibly πŸ˜› )…being raised with a “loyalty until death” attitude can actually make u stand out…in a totally different and at times awkward way…for example….loyalty can make u look like one total al qaeda extremist…and sum of my friends temme” dude…changing partners is jus like changing jobs or clothes”….and i don get the whole point…totally….yes given…u definitely need to change clothes…for “the greater good”:P….but um…the analogy with changing jobs is….totally shitty…here’s why:

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“a mind numbing 81% CEOs of AMERICA’s top 100 corporations have never changed their jobs (or have changed at best only one) throughout their lives….A monumentally similar 75% CEOs of leading non-US corporations have spent more than 35 years or more with the same company they lead……The solid Booz Allen Hamilton 2007 report (The Era of the Inclusive Leader) shows how, globally, the average CEO tenure now is the highest in all the years of their study (and for North America, the CEO tenures are the highest among all continents). Take that for loyalty again!”

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aaah….loyalty….and where-America….thts y i highlighted it….damn cool huh….the country of true liberty…u get to “ahem ahem” with many ppl….lets face it…u kno it…i know it…america-the land of blatanly having 15 ex-es and doing “it” for timepass….yeah right….at times we all wish we were born american’s right :p ….and America has the world’s greatest GDP guys…so the most productive guys in the world are the guys who re fooling around in their personal lives….and there’s this piece of info too:

The US Census Bureau shows how US divorce rates have dramatically fallen since 1972 to reach the lowest ever now – 3.8 divorces per 1000 (a smashing 30% fall since the β€˜70s) – as per the last recorded data….3.8 divorces per thousand….so um the chances for a “brand new and stunning” wife are less than .38 percent….the odds are soooo against us :P….so here i go…ask my dad”Dad…wat are ur prospects for a new wife?”….dad gives this one look”no my son….upto u….the odds are read bad tho”….and my retort “when the going gets tough…the tought get going ” :p ….and my mind starts to wonder “if india’s been so loyal….how the heck did we end up with excesses(by excesses i mean kids)….okay…mayb American’s “outsourced” ” πŸ˜›

Yeah yeah…been long…i know….ll write regularly…

Saran a.k.a Konvict

PS:I totally love Calvin and Hobbes…they totally rock….damn…i shudve written this in my eee exam :)…jus look at his mouth in clip 3….awesome!!!

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4 Comments

  1. like i said i think i would use the phrase ‘i swear on my moth f**ing 7 ex gf’ to defy indian odds lol πŸ˜›

  2. Im still starin at the comic strip which is like THE best part in your post!! And did u really ask ur dad about changing partners??!! if u did! then woah!!! ur way tooo insane! but totally go by your views though……………

  3. you asked yo parentzz!!!! u wan me to beleive it!!!!!!!!!go die………………..why so mych interested in taking this sensex on this topic………shar……….serila!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!eeerrrrrrrrr 4 the past week…oru madiri dan irukka!!!!!!!!! remember yo route clear oly 4 one way vehicles to go!!!!!not the multi bridge thingy……..bdw good info……good comic in the middle….but do come bk to reality dude……………….

  4. Outsourcing still ON πŸ˜›


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