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Thank You BodiesAwww well…..thanks for the reviews ppl…..really appreciate it… : ) …. and ya the blog has to be read patiently and slowly….its still clumsy only 😦

So gettin down to my next post…..First im gonna talk abt my hols…and then the “hot” issue

HOLIDAYS:kanju karvada ponna pasanga nanga….one WHOLE week we “got” holidays….went home straight after bcm exam(sorry classbuddies….dint feel like playin footy then)got a call frm Bin”machan 4 30 Pandey’s place….footy”….immediately my face lit up (“aha school friends…loooong time”)….was like “sure machan see u der”…….cmon guys….spent sooo many days with em….gotto be partial 😛

We started playin fives i guess….me roga tini and gauri one team(gauri counts as 2 :P)….Bin pandey adi andy and ranji one team…..Basically we ve become FAT….or lazy…we cudnt run ( started wheezing “aaahum aaahum”….cha cudnt capture sound exactaa)…so we played for 20 mins….Best part: Ranji pushed Gauri down(see their diff in sizes below) AND Gauri’s pant went “turrrrrrrr” ….tore….analum we made him play :P….our team won 4-1 🙂

After playin we went to Pandey’s house….anga patha one thata was like “all of u are from Manipal?”….i was closest to pandey and so he was like “this guys from SSN”….thatha appartently is outdated…tells me”my son wanted to join SSN….but there was no mechanical engg….So he joined CEG(anna univ)…SSN is first class coll…better than anna univ”…..My reaction :”DAI nee adi vanga pora….” and yea i had to shrug and move…..pinnadi Bin sayin”Easwari better coll” or sumthin of tht sort…..we all crack up…..We go to the terrace….sit on the tank….apdiyae 2hrs caught up with each other and teased each other…..was so damn coool….love u guys….okay im in romba feeling mood (cmon I ve jus started my 2nd yr…today first day and its already “THEY” vs ME….screw d profs….esp those who have “amazing” dressing sense and awkward smiles…Hey guys check this out….one prof SERIOUSLY is interested in lookin at Sats….he showed romba spl attention to him….gay profs ? ….seri seri apologize(halfheartedly :p) )

Next Day rocked…..we guys went to MGM….the place sucked….but we had loads of fun….check out d pics:

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Is it Anbuchelvan IPS in the middle….or is it the yuva pose(me flanked by ranji on d left and hareesh on d right…..jana gana mana is d background music) 😛

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KIDS ONLY….WITH ADULT SUPERVISION…..Pandey and Andy…..yup yup we got a lot of nasty stares…from ayaa’s to aunties…

Me and Bin tryin to “fuse” together…..all hail dbz fans :p ….yea….we shudve been chased outta MGM

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For those souls who dint understand d process….check this video out…..wat the hell….fusion dint work out….(“y god….y”)….trust me….we DINT do the actual dance….hey the music below rox la?

The whole gang :

Top:Bin Me Roga Pandey Tini Hareesh…….Bottom:Andy Adi Ranji Gauri….cameraman:Ashgang

yea yea….we make up Oceans 11….guess who george clooney is ?? 😛 ….okay okay… i ll settle for Brad Pitt(i get Jolie remember :P)…..one more note….guys who go to city centre plz dont get fooled by sama figure with coloured hair…..i got fooled….when i saw her FACE……as in u get the picture….its like “gethu” frm the baack…aaaaaaggggghhhh or yechhhhkaaa(yukka va konjam broadened :P) when she turns…..yena panradhu…yemandhutomae 😦

Now that i ve irritated u all(hopefully) by puttin up sum photos….lets get to more serious matters…..”DAI coll reopend ra” fever….yea yea no time to relax only…ena panradhu….in case ur as stressed as i am…i got a solution…..

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hope u break ur monitor :P..idhukellam algo vaera….sum1 said “Stressed is Desserts spelled backwards”(matum kai la kedachan…..)anyways my math sir came to class….lets face it…this guy’s kinda good ……but….after one yr of not studyin math(now now…..we dint study…period)….i have my own apprehensions…..”you know…i dont think math is a science…i think its a religion…A religion?….yeah…all these equations are like miracles…you take two numbers and when you add them they magically become a new no…no one can say how it happens….you either believe in it or u dont….the whole damn book is full of things thatve gotto be accepted on faith…it’s  a religion…as a “math” atheist i should be excused from it”

too_old_for_this_shityea….im seriously toooo old for this shit :p ….. for all the people who think”yena da life idhu”…dont worry….u ve seriously got BIIIG company…i always used to think im the only screwed up ass in d world….till i found out….the world is seriously filled up of ppl who re waaaay more screwd up thn me…(heartening to hear na :p)

Okay we ve “entered” the dept….so ppl(including me) are contemplatin suicide(or murder…..its still “US or THEM” remember) left right and center…..

10 things that can actually make situations worse:

1.Anand Insti guys coming and blowing us up(watch all the buildings go booom…..actually it ll be nice la)

2. One of these days you’re going to throw up again…….. You just know it.

3.When ur throwing up….u might be at sum1 else’s place 😛

4. You CAN die if you have the hiccups too long.

5.You might be mutated and grow hair ALL over your body ( it happens na avlo dhan…..imagine)

6.Your pants might jus go “turrrrr” when ur giving a speech

7.You might….actually might fart reaaal loud when the class is silent

8.Prof’s ragging u…..” 2nd yr aa…inga va….do SSN salute publicaa”

9.MJ’s nose fell….imagine sumthin of ur’s falling…..

10. All your dead relatives can see everything you do. Including the way u pee…

Okay okay……i told u….i wrote this only coz of the daaamn long bus journey ….it can actually screw u up u kno(cmon…i kno ur as corrupt as me…and ur probably thinking the same stuff)….now back to tht thatha…imagine him reading this post :p …..

Another one of my fav’s:

tonesGethaaa?? ….anyways we re all in the same boat…(11.Our boat might sink…:p)…share ur exp with us…and one more thing…..im not gonna make this one summa comedy blog ok va…okay first post mightve been….but yea we ll also  deal with sum serious stuff here….and as usual comments and critisicm always welcome…

Lol(lots of love :P….aint i sweet :P)

Saran a.k.a Konvict


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Screwd Up Beginings…..

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Disclaimer:this is a blog started by a good guy who has nothin to do…all characters in this blog are purely fictional( like they are…duh)….any resemblance to those living or dead is PUREly coincidental…the parential advisory sticker….tot it d be cool( :p )….and ya one more rule “NO kids allowed”….no ppl who discuss answers after sem allowed here….and one more thing….im using nicknames mostly…so that their identities mayb secret(oooooh :p)….but in sum cases cant resist dude…

Just done with my sem exams(guess that explains the title)….okay…first gotto explain d title right……

Scene 1: day b4 phy exam…..im damn depressed ( cmon sem’s coming and i had a feelin i’d screw up….i did 🙂 )…im msging my friends….i go “im depressed da”…Mokka’s reply”machan mabu la irruka….go sleep”…..then there’s this friend (lets call her Fifa(Fifa is a waaaay better nickname than Fufie rite?  :p))….she s supposed to be all “homely”….she s like”get drunk…go dance…music…loads of music”….im like”okay…tomo exam….gettin drunk….nice girl to hang out with”(:p)….worst part…im like ” feel like jumpin out of d window”….and Bigfoot’s like “aww saran u can fit inside the window huh? we ppl cant da….ena shawshank redemption madri try panna poriya “….man ….i wud ve jumped…Flat

Scene 2:Phy exam mornin…woke up at 2….actually dad woke me up….washed my face….dad immediately says” u ve studied till 12…now ur up at 2….wait i’ll get u sumthin to eat”(okay my dad rocks!!!)….and i get bread toast with horlicks….mum still sleeping…im thinkin”ena da inga roles reverse aa irukku…..enakum ipdi achu na(horrified)”….best part:dad goes to sleep at 2 30….im flat at 2 45…..mornin la dad wakes me up again “SAAARAAAAN…..behave like a grown up guy….POI PADRAAA….epo dhan thirundhuvayo”….me (still yawnin)

Okay here’s how the exam goes….ana previous day la one guy sent me a msg…”which semiconductor effect ll u face in naidu hall….ans:Hall effect and one big smiley”….adingu avana….”Sassy….NO more sendin me phy jokes”…tht msg kept repeatin in my head…waay too many problems in d q paper(cmon we all prepared only theory rite? okay Mokka not included here….dog :p….dai machan: i can scold u…it’s MY blog )…survived anyway and tot “it cant get worse can it…im already depressed….oru kevalamana paper”

Scene 3: next day english exam…..getha it went…jumbled sentences aa anna univ question setter has copied from wikipedia…..okay i forgot to mention this….THEIR QUESTION papers….its like a sheet that’s A4 in size….used both front and back…jus one single sheet(like the one they give u when u go to pee in a low cost airline)….outrageous man….the font size is probably 7 or 8…AND the best part is they give the paper that has “3 15” streaked all over….okay so they gimme a “3 15″ nd i ll give em a ” 3 16″ (ha !)

Scene 4: Preparing  for math exam….havent touched 2 chapters this whole sem so decided to take them first….conveniently take saturday  off ” adhan english exam we wrote la….tired”…. im all alone that evening…apdiyae deep “thinking”….ppl return home…..sis screams ” daai onumae panna matiya da…..epdi vechrukan paaru veeta”….act like im sulkin and sleep off

Scene 5:Math exam mornin….still doin the 2 chapters i havent studied….sama confident i ll do the other 3 in d bus….full journey we study….we bus guys glance at each other and start laughin…background la “mama nambluku out dhan” ” machan passaaa?”….and my mobile vibrates…airtel service msg “FTV babes are ready with their games for you..Jus click now!!”…..okay math or ftv babes…hard call….good boy chooses math and tries hard to read the 3 chaps remain…now the 3 chapters are : laplace transforms (gand),Complex integration(Screw u jordan’s “lemma” -watever “lemma” means) and Diff eqns….me and Sappa tryin very very hard to mug laplace eqns…sappa’s like “machan holidays la padikum podhu jolly a dhan irundhuchu”…i throw him a dirty look”indha paper M2161 tough nu sonna la??”….side la Bai screams ” tough aa”(and does one mock faintin expression)…..result me and sappa leave the gang and go walkin with our books…..sappa says”machan anga skies a paren”…amazin cloud pattern….im like ” machan idha pathaladhu maths varuma?”….both snigger and mug stuff….exam hall: im thinkin”Math is my strongest subject….got an S last time….go rock machi……confidence”…..examiner gives me the “3 16″ paper again….anga patha shock….laplace sum in part b 16M…..engayo formula padichenae….not able to apply it properly….im like”wont give up yet” the problem stretches for 5 sides….i look back at the first 2 sides….scratch them out(even in d hopeless condition…i kno when im wrong)..look at the next 3….decide to scratch the 3rd side also….tryin to concentrate now….apo patha there’s this girl who sits to my side….she keeps playin with her hair….im gettin distracted and pissed….feel like gettin up and sayin”oi ponnu veetla thala varitu varlam la”…..decide against it….1 hr passes….she s still playin with her hair….i wanna laugh”dai ena da iva”…2nd hour passes….she’s still combing….now im waay beyond angry…wanna get up and ask”madam seepu venuma”….im almost thru with d paper….San still writin in front of me….im gettin worried “epavumae avan dhana first mudipan”….come out of the exam hall…..throw d girl playing with her hair a nasty look as tho its her fault they set a paper like it….then continued to give nasty looks(she distracted me)….come out of the hall….namba PJ romba tensed”indha madri exam naan panadhey ila”…natural…1179…free vidu….GV says d same thing….Sappa msgs “padichirundha panirkalamo….paper ok dhan”….half hearted reply i give him…tot things cudnt get worse….aprom bang: Chem

Chem prep:traditonal rivalry btween us….as in engg chem is stupid….we have a book this time -“jain and jain”….sounds more like”jail and jail” la ….anyways i can remeber this one episode where my hand was broken and  we had a chem ut…im like “mam i cant write(with a said expression of course)”…..and chem mam’s like”it’s all rite Saran….u read and come…i ll give u a scribe”…..my reaction: okay friday bunk….medical checkup :p…due to the laaack of chem equations in d book PJ came up with this:  Ba + 2NA ———> Banana (gethu equation)……..actually Na is more electropositive thn Ba…so it should be Nanaba right?(nangalum padichomla 12 la……ana ipo chem passa level….tragedy)….and yea one guy sent this : ” Ethanol adicha u ll dance in front of others….Methanol Kudicha others ll dance in front of you….” tot it was cool( :p)….anyways jus check out d chem jokes below….

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wish gayatri mam wud read this

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Explain y an atmosphere of argon is required in the 2nd stage?Ans:I’d say it was probably those damn aliens again.Them and their illegal moonrock trade.Always tryin to kidnap all the argon(dude i love u!!!)

Well if d pics blurred lemme help u out….it says “its curvy with a higher bit at the end and a rather aesthatically pleasing slope towards a pretty flat strait bit(this guy can def be a writer….aesthatically pleasin…where did he get that 🙂 )The actual graph consists of 2 straight lines at 90 to each other with an arrow at respective ends

MY personal favourite…. 🙂

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Then i guess we had Electron Devices….tough one….or so we tot….day of exam patha the toppers were at their peak: ” sin teta beta is equal to m1m3/m2+m4+m7″(or thats how they sounded…)best part was one guy went “i don know the formula”….romba concerned aa i told him machan easy to mug da and rattled off….and he s like”ila da i ll derive it in the hall”…..okay bye…im not friends with u anymore :p

BCM was kuppa as usual….explain properties of cement: “it is powdery when dry and wet when wet and hard when dry”:)

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Exams over….soooooo coool….finally we get to chill….jus tot i might start a blog….gonna write abt my life,business,wat im upto,my emotions,common stuff i observe and anythin under the sun…jus tot it’d be better if we get to understand each other’s perspectives…..be daaaaamn free to comment guys….Biiig post…yeah i ll shorten it…..gimme feedback….praise it if its good(my motivation) and critisize it if it sux….oh yeah and i forgot this pic…..yeah im sooo screwed —–>

PS:Cudnt align stuff right in d middle….ll do in d future…peace

Love u guys………….Saran a.k.a Konvict