DEFGHIJ…..naa its DEPT….alphabets mathitanga :(

Awww well…..thanks for the reviews ppl…..really appreciate it… : ) …. and ya the blog has to be read patiently and slowly….its still clumsy only

So gettin down to my next post…..First im gonna talk abt my hols…and then the “hot” issue

HOLIDAYS:kanju karvada ponna pasanga nanga….one WHOLE week we “got” holidays….went home straight after bcm exam(sorry classbuddies….dint feel like playin footy then)got a call frm Bin”machan 4 30 Pandey’s place….footy”….immediately my face lit up (“aha school friends…loooong time”)….was like “sure machan see u der”…….cmon guys….spent sooo many days with em….gotto be partial

We started playin fives i guess….me roga tini and gauri one team(gauri counts as 2 )….Bin pandey adi andy and ranji one team…..Basically we ve become FAT….or lazy…we cudnt run ( started wheezing “aaahum aaahum”….cha cudnt capture sound exactaa)…so we played for 20 mins….Best part: Ranji pushed Gauri down(see their diff in sizes below) AND Gauri’s pant went “turrrrrrrr” ….tore….analum we made him play ….our team won 4-1

After playin we went to Pandey’s house….anga patha one thata was like “all of u are from Manipal?”….i was closest to pandey and so he was like “this guys from SSN”….thatha appartently is outdated…tells me”my son wanted to join SSN….but there was no mechanical engg….So he joined CEG(anna univ)…SSN is first class coll…better than anna univ”…..My reaction :”DAI nee adi vanga pora….” and yea i had to shrug and move…..pinnadi Bin sayin”Easwari better coll” or sumthin of tht sort…..we all crack up…..We go to the terrace….sit on the tank….apdiyae 2hrs caught up with each other and teased each other…..was so damn coool….love u guys….okay im in romba feeling mood (cmon I ve jus started my 2nd yr…today first day and its already “THEY” vs ME….screw d profs….esp those who have “amazing” dressing sense and awkward smiles…Hey guys check this out….one prof SERIOUSLY is interested in lookin at Sats….he showed romba spl attention to him….gay profs ? ….seri seri apologize(halfheartedly :p) )

Next Day rocked…..we guys went to MGM….the place sucked….but we had loads of fun….check out d pics:

Is it Anbuchelvan IPS in the middle….or is it the yuva pose(me flanked by ranji on d left and hareesh on d right…..jana gana mana is d background music)

KIDS ONLY….WITH ADULT SUPERVISION…..Pandey and Andy…..yup yup we got a lot of nasty stares…from ayaa’s to aunties…

Me and Bin tryin to “fuse” together…..all hail dbz fans :p ….yea….we shudve been chased outta MGM

For those souls who dint understand d process….check this video out…..wat the hell….fusion dint work out….(“y god….y”)….trust me….we DINT do the actual dance….hey the music below rox la?

The whole gang :

Top:Bin Me Roga Pandey Tini Hareesh…….Bottom:Andy Adi Ranji Gauri….cameraman:Ash

yea yea….we make up Oceans 11….guess who george clooney is ?? ….okay okay… i ll settle for Brad Pitt(i get Jolie remember )…..one more note….guys who go to city centre plz dont get fooled by sama figure with coloured hair…..i got fooled….when i saw her FACE……as in u get the picture….its like “gethu” frm the baack…aaaaaaggggghhhh or yechhhhkaaa(yukka va konjam broadened ) when she turns…..yena panradhu…yemandhutomae

Now that i ve irritated u all(hopefully) by puttin up sum photos….lets get to more serious matters…..”DAI coll reopend ra” fever….yea yea no time to relax only…ena panradhu….in case ur as stressed as i am…i got a solution…..

hope u break ur monitor ..idhukellam algo vaera….sum1 said “Stressed is Desserts spelled backwards”(matum kai la kedachan…..)anyways my math sir came to class….lets face it…this guy’s kinda good ……but….after one yr of not studyin math(now now…..we dint study…period)….i have my own apprehensions…..”you know…i dont think math is a science…i think its a religion…A religion?….yeah…all these equations are like miracles…you take two numbers and when you add them they magically become a new no…no one can say how it happens….you either believe in it or u dont….the whole damn book is full of things thatve gotto be accepted on faith…it’s  a religion…as a “math” atheist i should be excused from it”

yea….im seriously toooo old for this shit :p ….. for all the people who think”yena da life idhu”…dont worry….u ve seriously got BIIIG company…i always used to think im the only screwed up ass in d world….till i found out….the world is seriously filled up of ppl who re waaaay more screwd up thn me…(heartening to hear na :p)

Okay we ve “entered” the dept….so ppl(including me) are contemplatin suicide(or murder…..its still “US or THEM” remember) left right and center…..

10 things that can actually make situations worse:

1.Anand Insti guys coming and blowing us up(watch all the buildings go booom…..actually it ll be nice la)

2. One of these days you’re going to throw up again…….. You just know it.

3.When ur throwing up….u might be at sum1 else’s place

4. You CAN die if you have the hiccups too long.

5.You might be mutated and grow hair ALL over your body ( it happens na avlo dhan…..imagine)

6.Your pants might jus go “turrrrr” when ur giving a speech

7.You might….actually might fart reaaal loud when the class is silent

8.Prof’s ragging u…..” 2nd yr aa…inga va….do SSN salute publicaa”

9.MJ’s nose fell….imagine sumthin of ur’s falling…..

10. All your dead relatives can see everything you do. Including the way u pee…

Okay okay……i told u….i wrote this only coz of the daaamn long bus journey ….it can actually screw u up u kno(cmon…i kno ur as corrupt as me…and ur probably thinking the same stuff)….now back to tht thatha…imagine him reading this post :p …..

Another one of my fav’s:

Gethaaa?? ….anyways we re all in the same boat…(11.Our boat might sink…:p)…share ur exp with us…and one more thing…..im not gonna make this one summa comedy blog ok va…okay first post mightve been….but yea we ll also  deal with sum serious stuff here….and as usual comments and critisicm always welcome…

Lol(lots of love ….aint i sweet )

Saran a.k.a Konvict

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